1 review for Trader Joe’s Organic Watermelon Jerky Reviews
Rated 1 out of 5
Caroline –
I bought this a couple of years ago, and maybe I just got a bad batch, but I vividly recall this stuff being a contender for the title of “single worst thing I have ever put in my mouth.” I have no idea where this went so wrong. It tastes nothing like watermelon. The flavor was somewhat burnt and chemically. It tasted a bit like nail polish remover smells. And the texture is bad, like thick paper that turns to slimy mush as you chew. I’m not confident this was safe to swallow. I’d say I’d give it zero stars if I could, but it earns a pity star for the all the fun I had offering it to friends. They’d be like “it can’t be THAT bad” and then they’d take a bite and I’d watch their faces go through at least 3 of the 5 stages of grief in seconds.
Caroline –
I bought this a couple of years ago, and maybe I just got a bad batch, but I vividly recall this stuff being a contender for the title of “single worst thing I have ever put in my mouth.” I have no idea where this went so wrong. It tastes nothing like watermelon. The flavor was somewhat burnt and chemically. It tasted a bit like nail polish remover smells. And the texture is bad, like thick paper that turns to slimy mush as you chew. I’m not confident this was safe to swallow. I’d say I’d give it zero stars if I could, but it earns a pity star for the all the fun I had offering it to friends. They’d be like “it can’t be THAT bad” and then they’d take a bite and I’d watch their faces go through at least 3 of the 5 stages of grief in seconds.